The Remedy of a Truffle

I just discovered something about myself that I am not sure is normal or what. Whenever I think my daughter (who is almost five) is being "hormonal" or just grumpy, I give her a truffle or some sort of chocolate. It truly cures all ills. I just do it for her too, and no one else. It is this special girl thing we have going that no one else who urninates standing up can take from us, I suppose. Wilhelm shakes his head at me, the boys get jealous, but no one can stop us. I feel like Pat Benetar.