Today the Oldest:
--scaled a wall
--jumped up and down and clapped his hands while an elevator was descending and he was in it
--ate hordes of candy (including Lemonheads)
--talked incessantly during my Lit class (he is in it)
--organized a football game in the yard and was so bossy and controlling that Eraser Eater ran in and wept
I am going to bed.