"I mean, if you hadn't met Dad, we wouldn't even exist!" Eraser Eater scratched his head, "That's pretty scary!"
"Yeah," mouthed the Girl, dotting an "i".
The Oldest looked up, "It's not too scary. I would still exist and that is what's most important."
"Oh good grief," I said.
"What?! It wouldn't be scary. Eraser Eater and the Girl would not even exist, so I would have no knowledge of them to mourn!"
We all rolled our eyes.
"Just get back to work."