I am always forgetting my stapler when I teach at Co-op. I finally just stole the Professor's because I am too cheap to buy one for myself. The man doesn't use it. But on a separate note, this story is my worst nightmare!
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Green Cathedral
Madness in a high-ceilinged building.
Followers
People in my Holy Place
The Professor----Formerly known as Dear Sir, my husband, the man of the house
The Oldest----Known in younger years as Mickey Mouse, and now he is embracing adulthood by being over 18.
Eraser Eater----Well-known for his old habit of eating erasers and whining about ridiculous things. Now he eats Tabasco sauce and says little in his 15 years.
The Girl---The one who is still more mature than I am at 13.
The Oldest----Known in younger years as Mickey Mouse, and now he is embracing adulthood by being over 18.
Eraser Eater----Well-known for his old habit of eating erasers and whining about ridiculous things. Now he eats Tabasco sauce and says little in his 15 years.
The Girl---The one who is still more mature than I am at 13.
9 comments:
if he was "well versed in the use of tools" what the heck was he doing discharging that thing towards his hand?
Yikes! I shared my husband's similar incident over at Des's.
One time in the fifth grade I stapled my hand and shrieked like a little girl and my teacher yanked it out and scolded me in front of the whole class. My life has never been the same.
Hey R,
I wondered why I was getting so many hits on this post! I'm happy to report that full function has returned to the finger and the biggest wound has been to his pride.
ouchie!!
Come by sometime..I'll call you this week if I don't die trying.
Any safety nazi could tell you that he would have been safer if he were wearing goggles!
Where are you? I am out of soap and will be needing to order some more. I have a couple dollars from George W. I will pay you.....Have you recieved notice of your stimulus payment?
i feel like hugging the prof, and muttering, why oh why.....
is it part of a woman's genetic makeup to steal the few things that a man may call his own.
i have personally bought the girls in the office here at least 3 staplers each, yet mine always goes walkabout. i have even scratched my name on the underneath of it and shown it to them, but it doesn't deter them......they have no shame.
(the same goes for pens, rulers, liquid paper etc)
I'll send you a stapler if you update this heeuh bloggie.
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