I have been reading this book, that so far I do not recommend because it is a bit over the top, called A Thousand White Women. The one thing that I have found funny about it is that while all these white ladies are supposed to be marrying these savage Indian men as some sort of peace treaty in the 1870's, they all somehow get names as they exist among the people. It struck me funny when one woman was upset because she is clumsy and they call her "Falls Down Woman."
I told this to Dear Sir (who I am thinking about renaming 'the professor' since he studies constantly and ignores me thoroughly) and told him that I would be called "Little Stupid Woman" and he would be "Smart Man who Slobbers" or "Can't Use Tools." He whipped out a doozie and I have been laughing ever since. He said they would call me "Cuts Own Hand." I am literally still laughing.
What is your Indian name? I would love to hear it.
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so, I'm going with the one you gave me because that's pretty much how I roll. My second choice would be
"woman who screws up a lot"
thanks for the laugh, I needed it
heres another one
"consecutive farting woman"
LOL
You make me laugh. Gee whiz, I knew you would have a field day with it. When you think of more, let me know!!!
She Who Caffeinates
Runs With Rugrats
Waits By Coffeemaker
Drive With Fire
Hummus Eater
She Who Drinks Latte
Doozie---how about "Farts Consecutively"?
Emma--Drive With Fire? LOL
Doozie---how about Fire Butt?
Emma---What is Drive With Fire?
Doozie---How about Butt Explodes?
Emma---Oh I get it---you drive fast. How about Drives Fast
Wait, it has to sound more primitive like Drives With Fire or Operates Big Metal Horse or No, Rides Metal Horse With Fire
I am laughing too hard. This is ridiculous. I can't operate under these conditions. Indians are funny. Does that make me a bigot? Gee I hope not.
I like Owns Big Pig. Yah.
LOL! Cuts own hand would work for me too, but I'll let you have it. I've decided to own "Thong Sticks Out" and wear it proudly. ;-)
Chief Thong Chafing
She Who Sports Floss
Running Hairy Pits
Rocks To Little Pod
Natalie cracks me up.
mine is a sort of derivative of doozies first one;
'man who screws not a lot'
Been thinking of this all day...
But Emma's are so great...
Sleeps Alot Woman
Moves Slowly Talks Loudly
Tiny Bladder
Rolls Hair In Car Window
Cuts Own Finger
Laughs Like Bull Moose
Waddles While Walking
Spits At Geese
Eats All The Chocolate
and my personal favorite,
Belches Like A Man
I'm making a Happy Birthday card on my blog. Come and leave a note!
She Who Skims To Make Comment
Natalie---Glad you like it!!! LOL
Groovy Mom---I thought you would get a laugh out of that considering you don't typically work that way---wearing thongs and their sticking out, that is.
Emma---I love 'Rocks to Little Pod' sounds primitive. LOL
Ponder---sorry man. How about Man Who Scales Walls?
Dapoppins---I like Rolls Hair in Car Window. But I like Rolls Hair in Steel Horse Window better. Just makes for a really long name. I have a tiny bladder too. I need Detrol or something, man. How about just Pees A lot?
Mrs. Sinta-- I like Eats All the Chocolate. That had me laughing for a spell.
Emma---thanks for the heads up!!!
She Who Obeys
Only problem with the name you have given me? I don't use the microwave to cook with either! LOL
Let's see...
Shuffling Porcupine fits. ;o)
Me?
Drools While Snoring
Chief Big Bean Wind
Runs With Squirrels
Forked Tongued Turkey
Lisa---No mic? No way...
Muley--I like name #2 even though I hate Big Bean Winds. Please no.
We have a microwave. It's used for making popcorn. ;o)
I would be "She Who Forgets" according to my husband.
According to my husbands late PePaw, I was "Sexy Suzy". I 'bout fell out when he called me that. That statement was followed shortly by a swift box to the ears by Memaw.
Aunt Jo---That's me too!! Drives my man nuts.
How funny about PePaw. Sometimes old men can be shocking. Good that Memaw had him under strict discipline!! Ha ha!!
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